Deadpan and sarcasm extraordiniare, car enthusiast and 80s-90s power ballad tragic. I don’t know how you got here, but welcome.Tumblr (3.0; @ammerty)http://ammerty.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3121bbe80139c71891463a7fe551debd/tumblr_mhp8ti5oBx1rnw5qjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beatonna.tumblr.com/post/42274107474/now-that-they-found-richard-iiis-body-for-sure">beatonna</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Now that they found Richard III’s body for sure you know what comes next right</p> </blockquote>http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/42500791292http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/42500791292Thu, 07 Feb 2013 07:47:49 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/52e56dd6a44e7b998dec00632d673e93/tumblr_mg0fcdjn7u1rkir5po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://daveshumka.tumblr.com/post/39514186577/i-love-all-these-james-bond-movies-the-negative">daveshumka</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I love all these James Bond movies.</p> <ul><li>The Negative Man In The Fancy Necklace</li> <li>I Love Communism</li> <li>The $24,000 Fart</li> <li>Lightning Circle</li> <li>Two Bathroom Minimum</li> <li>The Mysterious Postage Stamp</li> <li>Two-Finger Ring</li> <li>Diaper Grave</li> <li>The $24,000 Pistol</li> <li>Heart Mafia</li> <li>The Constant Gardener</li> <li>The Badly-Disguised Briefcase</li> <li>The Cat With Dreadlocks</li> <li>Poison Eye</li> <li>Sun Deodorant</li> <li>Kill’s ID</li> <li>The $24,000 CBS</li> <li>No Skulls Allowed</li> <li>Globo-Chevron</li> <li>Grave Cyclone</li> <li>The Wheel From The Price Is Right In A Stussy Crown</li> <li>Raindrop Thingy</li> <li>Trampled By Clouds</li> </ul></blockquote>http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/40007076941http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/40007076941Tue, 08 Jan 2013 06:43:13 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f9391df0d39543494f0d61c41e4b7e69/tumblr_mfrdroHWQ61r5y3xho1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b84d6605eda6d3cac898a5befbdd06d2/tumblr_mfrdroHWQ61r5y3xho2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b4b8ef86a8ee2d5cb5e4a74f681b8491/tumblr_mfrdroHWQ61r5y3xho3_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/40001313861http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/40001313861Tue, 08 Jan 2013 03:00:13 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrqd14numA1qa7aydo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/34882976802http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/34882976802Sat, 03 Nov 2012 01:03:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwmfywIOoZ1qziz24o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwmfywIOoZ1qziz24o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwmfywIOoZ1qziz24o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwmfywIOoZ1qziz24o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>There are simply not enough GIFs of Jonothan Banks as ‘Breaking Bad’s’ Mike Ehrmantraut </p>http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/34882730835http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/34882730835Sat, 03 Nov 2012 00:58:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbmuncrPbh1qzlrmoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/33263368909http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/33263368909Tue, 09 Oct 2012 19:55:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8irhwGSEA1r9ieupo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nishawesome.tumblr.com/post/29098933908/red-forman-you-are-one-smart-man" class="tumblr_blog">nishawesome</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Red Forman, you are one smart man.</p></blockquote>http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/30501809594http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/30501809594Thu, 30 Aug 2012 00:02:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9g6a6pVNN1qzls9ro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://danforth.tumblr.com/post/30367126763/i-can-support-this" class="tumblr_blog">danforth</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I can support this.</p></blockquote>http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/30498674869http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/30498674869Wed, 29 Aug 2012 23:09:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9bi9znUOa1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/30174444044/alonewiththebaby" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>[<a href="http://imgfave.com/view/2643984">via</a>]</p></blockquote> <p>Pretty great.</p>http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/30299083524http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/30299083524Mon, 27 Aug 2012 01:07:25 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6f3stzftH1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jelloandpuddingforever.tumblr.com/post/28260899540">jelloandpuddingforever</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fairycrutches.tumblr.com/post/28245990444/this-is-actually-my-favorite-gif-on-tumblr">fairycrutches</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is actually my favorite gif on tumblr</p> </blockquote> (via <a href="http://www.rubbledev.com/imgtumble">imgTumble</a>)</blockquote>http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/28521295160http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/28521295160Wed, 01 Aug 2012 20:50:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m75rci8QMT1qapas2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/27373736732http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/27373736732Mon, 16 Jul 2012 21:31:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m544mths8U1qzu9gno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://paulftompkins.tumblr.com/post/24425848661/wow-saint-judas-truly-christ-is-no" class="tumblr_blog">paulftompkins</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Wow. SAINT Judas. Truly, Christ is no grudge-holder. He don’t just talk the talk! (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p></blockquote>http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/24437497822http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/24437497822Mon, 04 Jun 2012 20:26:28 -0400<a href="http://meganamram.tumblr.com/post/23114261739/kickstarter-national-debt">Megan Amram: Kickstarter: National Debt</a>: <p><a href="http://meganamram.tumblr.com/post/23114261739/kickstarter-national-debt" class="tumblr_blog">meganamram</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong>ABOUT THIS PROJECT</strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Hi you guys! Joe Biden and the rest of the gang here! :) We’re looking for some awesome people to help us Kickstart our dream project of having a functioning federal government! That’s where you come in: all we’re asking for is a little help. And twenty trillion dollars.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">As you may know, we (the United States government) are a little strapped for cash. Salvage a first-world government’s economy? In </p></blockquote>http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/23133370237http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/23133370237Tue, 15 May 2012 20:03:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3jjb7uAQX1qzvlcyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/22684760366http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/22684760366Tue, 08 May 2012 20:32:06 -0400<a href="http://kellyoxford.tumblr.com/post/21118476964/update">eject: UPDATE:</a>: <p><a href="http://kellyoxford.tumblr.com/post/21118476964/update" class="tumblr_blog">kellyoxford</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div class="regular"> <h2><a href="http://kellyoxford.tumblr.com/post/15460208396/my-funeral-request-tweets" target="_blank">MY FUNERAL REQUEST TWEETS</a></h2> <p>I’ve been tweeting out funeral request tweets for a few years, but they seem to have just caught on. Here is a list of my requests, I don’t want you to get mine confused with any other person’s request!!<br/><br/><a href="https://twitter.com/#%21/buddyficus/status/155731029351596032/photo/1" target="_blank"><img height="345" src="https://p.twimg.com/AilEi81CAAAk8if.png" width="504"/></a><br/><br/><strong>AT MY FUNERAL:</strong></p> <ol><li><strong>Stuff my bra for me</strong></li> <li><strong>Play the…</strong></li></ol></div></blockquote>http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/21189223888http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/21189223888Sun, 15 Apr 2012 22:16:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29hcwdlsI1qjjis9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://new-aesthetic.tumblr.com/post/20872306713/twitter-users-discover-the-titanic-was-real" class="tumblr_blog">new-aesthetic</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Twitter users discover the Titanic was real.</p></blockquote>http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/20931225275http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/20931225275Wed, 11 Apr 2012 19:44:59 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tjrfU68Y1r2luwko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://areasofmyexpertise.com/post/20307868582/i-think-the-person-making-this-sign-had-a-stroke" class="tumblr_blog">areasofmyexpertise</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I think the person making this sign had a stroke sometime after “getting”</p></blockquote>http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/20377174418http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/20377174418Mon, 02 Apr 2012 19:57:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0z9003RRb1r4qzijo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0z9003RRb1r4qzijo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0z9003RRb1r4qzijo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0z9003RRb1r4qzijo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0z9003RRb1r4qzijo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0z9003RRb1r4qzijo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0z9003RRb1r4qzijo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0z9003RRb1r4qzijo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0z9003RRb1r4qzijo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>9 memorable <strong>Bernard Black</strong> quotes <em>(Black Books season 2)</em></p> </blockquote>http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/20138636239http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/20138636239Thu, 29 Mar 2012 19:02:38 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1jd4rZuJB1qc70t1o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1jd4rZuJB1qc70t1o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1jd4rZuJB1qc70t1o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1jd4rZuJB1qc70t1o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1jd4rZuJB1qc70t1o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1jd4rZuJB1qc70t1o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1jd4rZuJB1qc70t1o7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1jd4rZuJB1qc70t1o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1jd4rZuJB1qc70t1o9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/20138452813http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/20138452813Thu, 29 Mar 2012 18:59:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrxl9s5v81qzlfumo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/19800734701http://ammerty.tumblr.com/post/19800734701Fri, 23 Mar 2012 18:25:12 -0400