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Megan Amram: Kickstarter: National Debt →
meganamram: ABOUT THIS PROJECT Hi you guys! Joe Biden and the rest of the gang here! :) We’re looking for some awesome people to help us Kickstart our dream project of having a functioning federal government! That’s where you come in: all we’re asking for is a little help. And twenty trillion dollars. As you may know, we (the United States government) are a little strapped for cash. Salvage a...
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eject: UPDATE: →
kellyoxford: MY FUNERAL REQUEST TWEETS I’ve been tweeting out funeral request tweets for a few years, but they seem to have just caught on. Here is a list of my requests, I don’t want you to get mine confused with any other person’s request!! AT MY FUNERAL: Stuff my bra for me Play the…
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Megan Amram: Shakespearean Spam →
meganamram: URGENT REQUEST FROM MOOR OF VENICE O Hello ! I am a Moorish prince ! It is with heart full of hope &tragedye that I explain this tragedye. my wife Desideminna was killed with a stab &and I tragically cannotget in her will which left me many of her possessions: moneyes,…
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"Have you organised your school papers?"
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“Who sleeps, really? If you’re a proper adult person in the 21st century, how can...”
– Dylan Moran - Yeah, Yeah! (via jesterhorhay)
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Megan Amram: New Year's Resolutions: Year 3012 →
meganamram: Lose fifteen pounds from your problem areas (hips, fifth and fourteenth space-boobs, vestigial face) * Spend more time with your government-rationed .452 of a son or daughter * Take the family on a trip to www.nature.com * Volunteer at your local chapter of the White People…
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“How many SEO experts do you need to change a lightbulb lightbulbs buy light...”
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Megan Amram: Anniversary →
meganamram: One year ago today, I got in the driver’s seat of a car that my mother paid for and gave me and drove from Portland, Oregon to Los Angeles, California to (at most) flourish and (at least) not die. Ten years ago today, some normal-sized people hijacked some normal-sized planes and flew them into…
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“Go and get a job. Go and find a flat. Find somebody else. Put them in the flat....”
–  Dylan Moran
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