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Megan Amram: Kickstarter: National Debt

meganamram:

ABOUT THIS PROJECT

Hi you guys! Joe Biden and the rest of the gang here! :) We’re looking for some awesome people to help us Kickstart our dream project of having a functioning federal government! That’s where you come in: all we’re asking for is a little help. And twenty trillion dollars.

As you may know, we (the United States government) are a little strapped for cash. Salvage a first-world government’s economy? In

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kellyoxford:

MY FUNERAL REQUEST TWEETS

I’ve been tweeting out funeral request tweets for a few years, but they seem to have just caught on. Here is a list of my requests, I don’t want you to get mine confused with any other person’s request!!



AT MY FUNERAL:

  1. Stuff my bra for me
  2. Play the…
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new-aesthetic:

Twitter users discover the Titanic was real.

new-aesthetic:

Twitter users discover the Titanic was real.

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areasofmyexpertise:

I think the person making this sign had a stroke sometime after “getting”

areasofmyexpertise:

I think the person making this sign had a stroke sometime after “getting”

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9 memorable Bernard Black quotes (Black Books season 2)

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nevver:

Welcome to the Working Week

nevver:

Welcome to the Working Week

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Megan Amram: Shakespearean Spam

meganamram:

URGENT REQUEST FROM MOOR OF VENICE

O Hello !

I am a Moorish prince ! It is with heart full of hope &tragedye that I explain this tragedye.

my wife Desideminna was killed with a stab &and I tragically cannotget in her will which left me many of her possessions: moneyes,…

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